The internet drowned us in AI slop videos in Oct–Dec 2025. We did the only logical thing: printed the chaos on hats.
Each hat below is mapped to one of the Top 5 AI Slop Videos from October–December 2025 – the kind of clips news outlets and commentators called the peak of the “AI slop tidal wave.”*
*You’ll manually update the video links and designs as culture gets even worse.
HOT SLOP
Inspired by viral animal chaos slop
Neon jungle panic: a fluffy diapered cat fleeing with a baby chimp while gorillas thunder behind. It’s the spirit of those endlessly shared “wait what did I just watch” reels.
$29.00
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NEW DROP
From fake trailer slopverse
A solemn tribute to every AI fake movie trailer account that ever uploaded “THE TOILET THAT TIME FORGOT.” Vintage toilet-throne art, heroic 90s blockbuster typography, zero actual plot.
$31.00
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LIMITED SLOP
Short-form chaos edit
Two cats, one mountain, zero pants: a freeze-frame from the kind of clip your thumb physically can’t scroll past. Made for snow bros and doom scrollers alike.
$33.00
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VHS EDITION
AI news / commentary slop
For the talking-head channels that spent all season dissecting slop charts. Featuring our in-house data pig DJ reporting live from the feed.
$32.00
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RARE DROP
“AI slop is destroying…” takes
A calm robed rider atop a shrimp, floating through a sea of glowing screens. For the long-form explainers declaring the end of culture as we know it — but make it cozy.
$28.00
View the video inspo →This page is fully static and Cloudflare Pages–friendly. Behind the scenes, you’ll bolt on AI generation + print-on-demand to ship hats straight from the slop pile to your customer’s doorstep.
Each quarter, you pick the Top 5 AI slop videos dominating feeds – the fake animal mashups, surreal “evolution” clips, and short-form chaos everyone’s doomscrolling.
Use your favorite AI image model to remix the vibes into a wearable format. No direct frames or logos – just the aesthetic, turned into hat-safe slop.
Pipe paid orders to a print-on-demand provider (Printful, Printify, etc.) and let them handle production, shipping, and returns, while Snipcart / Shopify manage checkout.
Use this block to link out to the specific AI slop videos you’re referencing with your designs – YouTube, TikTok, Reels, whatever’s melting people’s brains this quarter.
Pro tip: keep this list updated quarter-by-quarter so your hats always track what people are actually watching.
The page is fully deployable on Cloudflare Pages as-is. To make it a real store, plug in Snipcart or Shopify Buy Button, connect a payment processor, and hook orders to a print-on-demand partner.
You’ll generate them yourself using AI tools, riffing off public cultural trends and the overall “slop” vibe, not directly copying specific frames or IP from the videos you list.
Option A: add a Snipcart public API key above and map each product’s price/ID. Option B: use Shopify Lite / Buy Button and embed purchase widgets in each product card.
Yep. Tweak styles.css for colors and layout, and edit the
product names, prices, and descriptions in index.html.